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[jupiterorbust]

We have a situation. Several civilians are dangerously close to the terrorists' volcano base; you need to escort them from the area. Be careful. Terrorists are crawling over the area -- not to mention the natural hazards, zombies included.

Snake, Rescue those civilians!

ETA!

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Snake, Leading the civilians towards the base is only going to

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[inpignation]

[codec crackle]

...

[sugarspicequeen]

... my.

[inpignation]

?

[sugarspicequeen]

Oh, are you playing dress-up? How cute. ♥

[oneknightstands]

Understood!

[this is a civilian!]

[foryoursuffrage]

Fascinating!

[may or may not be studying the plant life near the volcano base]

Re: [this is a civilian!]

[goofalot]

*And I'm a midboss!* Hyuck, hi there!

Re: [this is a civilian!]

[foryoursuffrage]

You again! I shall permit you the opportunity to assist me in my research!

Re: [this is a civilian!]

[goofalot]

What're ya researchin'?

[a_noble_temp]

Great. Where's the TARDIS gone?

[notamartian]

Oh, does that matter? Come on, if something's going on in that volcano it's best we find out about it.

[a_noble_temp]

[because we have such a good track record with volcanoes]

Oh, all right.

[notamartian]

Come on. It'll be fun. If it's a secret base it might even be delightfully stereotypical. Like, what was it called? Austin Powers.

[Midboss, here to make a dick of myself, generally]

[king_of_shell]

*what's a hostage mission without unnecessarily dangerous obstacles? Like, say, giant boulders rolling down the volcano in your direction.*

*observant pancakes-to-be, however, will note that they're actually giant gray bowling balls*

Re: [Midboss, here to make a dick of myself, generally]

[euphiemisms]

[Can I be a hostage?]

Re: [Midboss, here to make a dick of myself, generally]

[king_of_shell]

*You can be whatever you want. But if one of the things you are is "In Ball A's path" you are arbitrarily also "About to Be Flattened."*

Re: [Midboss, here to make a dick of myself, generally]

[euphiemisms]

[but princesses make good hostages, amirite?]