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[drag_on_lady]

*It's a lovely summer's day in camp, the birds are singing, the gorillas are off doing something distasteful, and everything seems to be peaceful. Serene. So obviously, it shouldn't last. So then a scream suddenly rings out from the direction of the Onsen-Side Inn...*

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BOOO~OOOBS?!

(Genderswitch for Ryuunosuke! Don't even need

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[joker_returns]

Did you . . . leave them somewhere?

[drag_on_lady]

...leave them?!

I was jus'.. jus' takin' a nap and... they're GONE!

[joker_returns]

It sounds like they were stolen, but this is probably... a genderswitch in action!

[drag_on_lady]

Gender... switch.

No. No no no no...

[a_medium_rare]

Oh no! Do you need help looking for them? What do they look like?

[drag_on_lady]

I... I think they're a C cup...

[a_medium_rare]

A C Cup? Okay, I'll look around!

In the meantime, maybe you could find replacements in the kitchen. They keep a lot of cups in there.

[drag_on_lady]

*YOU DO THAT, I'll just sit here and sob quietly.*

[bellsofsteel]

You can lose 'em?

[drag_on_lady]

I JUST DID.

[bellsofsteel]

WELL I SURE AS HECK DIDN'T TAKE 'EM.

[drag_on_lady]

THEN WHO DID?

[im_misterlonely]

*Stumbling out of a bush!* I could have sworn I heard yelling.

[drag_on_lady]

*INCOHERENT SCREAMING AMD WAILING*

[im_misterlonely]

Oh, there it is. Hey, aren't you Ryuunosuke?

[drag_on_lady]

You know where my boobs went?

[allofherperks]

*hoo boy*

That's an... unusual question.

((I am actually about to go home. back soon!))

[drag_on_lady]

I was jus'... sleepin'.

[allofherperks]

*waves her hands*

Camp does this sometimes.

[drag_on_lady]

*brb, quietly sobbing in a corner*