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[haberdashing]

[SOMEWHERE IN CAMP, there is a chair. Tied quite securely to that chair is an immortal mafia executive, and beside him is a sign on a stake in the ground that reads MAKE FRIENDS WITH ME.]

...I think Camp might be trying to tell me something.

Comments

[whenurgood2nana]

Who? Camp? Neverrrr.

[haberdashing]

Can't even imagine Camp would something this subtle.

[whenurgood2nana]

Subtlety and camp don't mix. Like prescription drugs.

[haberdashing]

[laughs] They really don't.

[hitme_baby]

Errr, would you like help getting untied?!?!!

[haberdashing]

If you could, I'd appreciate it!

[hitme_baby]

Y-yeah, of course! I hate to ask, but I'm not going to get punished for helping, am I?!

[haberdashing]

I'm not sure, unless Camp thinks you need more friends, too.

[shorttermplans]

No, really?

[haberdashing]

It could've done worse, I guess!

[shorttermplans]

Yeah. Surprisingly polite, for a sign of that nature!

[haberdashing]

It doesn't even have any eye-damaging sparkles!

[amodelstudent]

...wow. This is the second time.

[haberdashing]

Second time?

[amodelstudent]

The second time I've seen someone tied up like that here.

[haberdashing]

For the same reason? I'd hate to think Camp's becoming unimaginative!

[girlsavesyou]

Nice sign. You might be onto something.

[haberdashing]

You think so?

[girlsavesyou]

Nah, not really. But whatever works.

[haberdashing]

And it does seem to be working well enough!