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[getoffmylap]

[Over by the barrier, you may have just heard gunshots. A lot of them. If you go to investigate, you'll find a gun on the ground, and the person responsible. Who isn't quite a person anymore. Come mock him.]

Did everything just get higher?

((Oh yeah. Lassiter may be protesting it, but you have full permission to wheel him around or turn on the

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[icanhasseeing]

Depends on your perspective, I guess.

[getoffmylap]

[holy crap talking cat]

What just happened.

[icanhasseeing]

I heard gunshots, came to investigate... And you're a talking... What are you?

[getoffmylap]

I would be the one responsible for that. And I have suspicions that I may be a vacuum. I can't give you confirmation until I've seen a mirror, or some other reflective surface.

[warpspace]

....talking vacuum...

[getoffmylap]

Vacuum? What are you tal--

[looking down at the rest of his face. Trying to look up.]

Oh you've got to be kidding me.

[warpspace]

...um. No?

[getoffmylap]

Of all things, a vacuum?

[dummysavant]

Fuoooh, you can talk!

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[getoffmylap]

[MY GOD YOU'RE A GIANT]

Yes, Nodame, I can.

[dummysavant]

HOW DO YOU KNOW NODAME'S NAME?!

[getoffmylap]

[I would facepalm... if I had hands.]

It's me Nodame. Lassiter.

[lordoverflowers]

...what the hell is that.

[getoffmylap]

I can't see myself very well right now, you tell me.

[lordoverflowers]

I have no idea.

[getoffmylap]

[Well luckily for both of us, someone's filled me in]

...Never seen a vacuum cleaner before?

[got_jossed]

Well now, I've seen some strange things but I think this takes the cake, yeah?

[getoffmylap]

I want to say that the beaver army was stranger, but this is damn humiliating.

[got_jossed]

Better a talking vacuum than a monster or something, man.

[getoffmylap]

Monsters can fend for themselves. Monsters have limbs. Monsters don't make campers think they can try to use you to clean their cabins!