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[a_holy_oak]

[SO sometimes Hakuren reads aloud to Razette and anyone who happens to be nearby. He's a bit under the weather, what with getting tossed around a bit, which means he hasn't been able to do it much recently. This has put some people out, including Domyoji. Who somehow, despite being banned from the library, has brought him another stack of books

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[hasibutzi]

Why are they green?

[a_holy_oak]

[flipping through the book dubiously]

I'm not sure. The story doesn't say.

[hasibutzi]

Do they taste funny?

[a_holy_oak]

It--

...

Why don't you listen, and we'll find out?

[climaxinside]

Ummm....

[a_holy_oak]

Hmm?

[climaxinside]

Didn't really think that meat should be green....

[a_holy_oak]

Generally, it's not. But that's what the story's called, apparently.

[aneye4aneye]

Green eggs? Are they rotten?

[a_holy_oak]

They don't appear to be. The point of the story is to make the narrator eat them.

[aneye4aneye]

Why?

[a_holy_oak]

As far as I can tell, it's supposed to encourage children not to be picky.

[lordoverflowers]

That's what it says, dumbass.

[a_holy_oak]

You seriously want me to read this one?

[lordoverflowers]

Makino will like that I'm hearing about commoner food.

[a_holy_oak]

Makino -- ah, yes, the girl from last week.

[swornmyoaths]

Is the ham green too?

[a_holy_oak]

Judging from the illustrations, yes.

[swornmyoaths]

Eww.

[a_holy_oak]

It doesn't sound very sanitary, does it ...