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. . . Pink just doesn't work for guns.

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It's obviously a chick gun. I'm not using it!

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Why do you have it in the first place?

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I don't want to have it! Someone took mine and--and did something with it--and now look!

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Well, whatever problems it has aesthetically, I think what you should be more worried about is its lack of stopping power.

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Of what?

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It's not that powerful a gun. Okay for personal defense, but you don't seem like the sort who worries about fending off muggers. What did you have before?

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Uh, I forget. It doesn't matter anyway, the gun doesn't matter, it doesn't really do anything, it just looks cool. But this one doesn't!

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. . . Ah, I see. This would be karma, then.

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Huh?

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A fitting consequence for someone who carries a gun just because it "looks cool," if you ask me.

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We use it too, you idiot, it just doesn't matter what kind it is! You got a gun fetish or something?

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Think of this as the world's way of telling you it does matter.

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No it doesn't, they all work the same for us, so can it.

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. . . Oh? How so?

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It's not the gun, it's the bullets! Our ability!