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[angels_wear_red]

*there is a table. it is FULL OF CUPCAKES. and decorated with flowers from the garden.

THERE IS A SIGN:

SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING! GET A CUPCAKE!

There is a man in a red coat waiting to hear your something interesting*

((Have been BRIEFLY DISTRACTED plus need to pick up wife from work. SLOW/AWAY. GO MINGLE AROUND THE CUPCAKE TABLE))

Comments

[grown_a_bulge]

[sitting nearby, looking bored]

Can I eat 'em after they eat a cupcake?

[angels_wear_red]

No. But you can have a cupcake too, since you helped.

[grown_a_bulge]

Don't want a bloody cupcake.

[angels_wear_red]

Maybe if you eat a lot you can ween yourself off human blood.

[sun_inmyeyes]

But what if we can't think of something interesting?

[angels_wear_red]

Then you can't have one!

[sun_inmyeyes]

Aww, man . . .

[angels_wear_red]

I'm sure you can think of something.

[but_a_wolf]

Barbie's full name is Barbra Millicent Roberts.

[angels_wear_red]

*claps* That's pretty good.

[but_a_wolf]

CUPCAKE PLEASE!

[angels_wear_red]

Take your pick. There's ah, vanilla and chocolate and lemon... and sprinkles.

[oh_grossness]

Ooh! Ooh! I'm a ninja! And I saved the world once! Kind of twice! I totally helped. Gimme a cupcake!

[angels_wear_red]

I guess saving the world counts as a decent substitute. Take your pick.

[oh_grossness]

[INSPECTING VERY CAREFULLY FOR THE CUPCAKE WITH THE MOST FROSTING\]

Hmm....

[angels_wear_red]

They're pretty much the same. Ah, but that one is chocolate... and this one has sprinkles...

[follow_3_steps]

...

If you go at a rate of five cupcakes an hour, you'll be here until tomorrow. So you should give me a cupcake.

[angels_wear_red]

That's not very specific math. Or interesting. Try again.

[follow_3_steps]

...I can't think of anything...

[angels_wear_red]

Come on, what's with you kids? It's not that hard. A random little known fact! A joke! Something about yourself! Be a go-getter!