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[willcute4food]

[today, the Wu Base has a much more festive look than usual. Streamers, balloons, the works. But one thing that seems to be missing is a birthday boy.

This may be because he's trying to fit an apple roughly the size of a throne chair into his mouth.]

(( Sloooowing down, will pick up any dropped threads tomorrow! ))

Comments

[comeontoushi]

. . . Cooro.

[willcute4food]

[you can't separate us, hugging the apple]

Hi Ryomou.

[comeontoushi]

*I don't want your goddamn apple.*

Surely there must be a better way . . .

[willcute4food]

[I'm onto your lying ways]

It tastes best when you bite it.

[comeontoushi]

*IT IS COVERED IN YOU GERMS*

You're going to choke.

[willcute4food]

[wonderful shoutacrow germs]

I'm going to chew it.

[comeontoushi]

*I believe you meant GROSS GROSS EW germs*

Even saying that doesn't make it better . . .

[willcute4food]

It doesn't?

[comeontoushi]

It doesn't.

[willcute4food]

But I'm eating it the right way.

[comeontoushi]

Is that what you call this?

[willcute4food]

I'm going to bite it, then chew it, then swallow it. That's how you eat food, right?

[comeontoushi]

I don't know of any other way.

[willcute4food]

So I'm doing it right?

[comeontoushi]

I suppose.

[willcute4food]

Okay!

[RETURNS TO CONSUMPTION]