[LE POOL]

[inpignation]

Alright, guys, here's how it's going to work. It's a glorious day outside, and it's just too hot to do anything other than relaxing. As such, and as one of your official appointed counsellors blah blah et cetera, I'd best see you out here lounging around and in the pool of your own volition in about twenty minutes, or else I'll recruit an army of

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[extremefisting]

EXTREME POOL TIME TO THE MAX!!!!!

[inpignation]

I'M NOT SURE THAT'S REALLY ENOUGH, HUH?

[extremefisting]

WE CAN FIX IT!!!!1

[inpignation]

[... has to test this, holds up the WHALE FOR INSPECTION]

CHECK THIS THING OUT!!

[extremefisting]

OH MY GOD, EXTREME WHALE WRESTLING?!!!!

[check my keywords]

[inpignation]

BUT CAN YOU TAKE ON THE MIGHTY--

--THE MIGHTY--

--QUICK, NAME IT

[extremefisting]

NAME! NAME? Err, Willy?

[inpignation]

Sold DARE YOU FACE THE FEARSOME WILLY?

[extremefisting]

OH YEAA!!!! AND AFTER I'M DONE WITH HIM, I SHALL BE KNOWN AS THE FEARSOME SUPER WILLY WHALE WRESTLING LION PUNCHING BEAR TACKLING RYOHEI!!!!

[inpignation]

HAH HAH! HEY, FOR THAT IT'D BEST BE THE BEST SHOW I'VE SEEN, HUH, AND I'M PRETTY DEMANDING!

[extremefisting]

I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, EMPEROR!!

[inpignation]

GOOD TO HEAR IT! Of course, we'll need some suitably epic thrilling music, that sort of thing...

[extremefisting]

Music?! THAT'D BE EXTREMELY GREAT!!!! POUNDING MUSIC TO MAKE YOU HYPED UP!!

[inpignation]

WE'VE GOT THE RANDOM GUY OVER THERE, HANG ON

[extremefisting]

RANDOM-what random guy?

[inpignation]

The one with the-- guitar? Guitar!