[ALSO PRE-DATED TO BEFORE DEATH TOASTERS FROM SPACE]

[but_a_wolf]

[Shigure is cheerfully walking around the church. He has a box full of inconspicuous items-- tape, thread, maybe some wood-- there is nothing odd about this AT ALL]

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((OOC: Shigure has booby trapped the church with mistletoe. He is a bad person and is going to hell. PS: This is an open post! Feel free to fall into the traps and stuff. ETA:

Comments

[a_holy_oak]

. . . . . .

[BRB TAKING DOWN MISTLETOE WHERE HE CAN :|]

[but_a_wolf]

[SAFE DISTANCE]

OI!

[a_holy_oak]

[KEYWORDS]

This is a church, you irresponsible fool.

[but_a_wolf]

Your point?

[a_holy_oak]

My point is that you shouldn't be encouraging things like this in such a place!

[yanking down more :|]

[but_a_wolf]

[GETS CLOSER |D]

Shouldn't I?

[a_holy_oak]

[IGNORING IN FAVOR OF REMOVING MISTLETOE]

This isn't the place for that sort of thing!

[but_a_wolf]

[CLOOOSER]

I beg to differ! People get married here!

[a_holy_oak]

[MOVING ABSENTLY OUT OF THE WAY, more mistletoe to remove :|]

That's far more chaste than what this has done!

[but_a_wolf]

[right behind him]

You're grabbing mistletoe and I am right behind you. Guess what's next.

[a_holy_oak]

[JUMPS]

... oh, you are not serious.

[but_a_wolf]

This is entirely your fault, good sir.

[a_holy_oak]

How is this my fault?!

[but_a_wolf]

You got close to the mistletoe knowing full-well what it does.

[a_holy_oak]

And everyone else was keeping their distance, too.

[but_a_wolf]

I'M SPECIAL