[In Yon Fabled Centre of Camp(e), there are two hardy adventurers standing behind a table. and on that table, there is
AN ORPHANAGE. As you can clearly see.]
Dear poor tired masses of Camp. Have you been saddled with the responsibility of egghood at an early age? Are you just not ready for the it? Well fear no more! The Inverse Home for Abandoned Eggs will care for your child at no extra cost to you! We're just that generous!
Step right up! Form an orderly line, we'll get to all of you, I'm sure.
[Okay my brain has finally turned off. KICK ME TO CONTINUE THREADS and/or start new ones. We'll still be happy to eat your babies love them tenderly.]