ITP: BAD FUCKING MOOD

[halfcocked]

[there, yes, THERE is a row of straw dummies set up. they are wearing hats. stupid bastard hats. STUPID HOOKER-LOVING DEBT-LEAVING INNOCENCE-FUCKING UGLY REDHEADED BASTARD HATS!!! there might be a vampire or two. A STUPID FUCKING PEDO VAMPIRE!!!1

and they are being set on fire by the not-twin-fail-Noahs with huge fireball bullets.

WE DID NOT

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[halfcocked]

This is for the tongue--

[halfcocked]

He did things with his hands to you?!

[a_holy_oak]

[STANDING A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY]

...

[halfcocked]

What?

[a_holy_oak]

... What happened?

[halfcocked]

That bastard is here! Two bastards are here!

[littlestsoldier]

Aim for the head!

[halfcocked]

[turns and aims at Mika's head briefly, then turns back and aims at the crotch of one of the Cross dolls :D]

Blue bomb!

[this one is ice!]

[littlestsoldier]

*perks up curiously and hops up trotting over* Wait, what?

[halfcocked]

Fucking Cross, fucking vampire! I'll shove them under the mistletoe together and kill them while they make out! . . . What?

[negi_cure]

My, how impressive~!

[halfcocked]

Yeah?

[aiming his gun at you, not idly but not about to shoot either]

[negi_cure]

Point that away. ♥ And yes, it's very impressive.

[halfcocked]

[not doing so] You're fucking right it is. For some reason you sounded like the Earl just then . . .

[whettheblood]

Nice trick.

[halfcocked]

Or something~

[whettheblood]

What something?

[halfcocked]

Who're you?