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[onthenightroad]

[in a table located conspicuously in the middle of the Mess Hall, passersby may notice one (1) Doctor, one (1) Robert Haydn, and one (1) Abel Nightroad. one would assume they are eating. one would be wrong.]

...I'm just saying, you know. I'm not trying to discount your suffering or anything, I'm taking you perfectly seriously --

Still. A pigeon.

Comments

[reidealize]

... a pigeon, really. How terrible.

[onthenightroad]

It thought I was a woman until I started talking.

[reidealize]

...

*POLITELY TAKES A SIP OF HIS TEA. NOT LAUGHING, DAMNIT*

[onthenightroad]

It's not that funny. It told me to lose the ribbon, invest in a cowboy hat. For some reason I doubt that's the height of masculine fashion.

[notamartian]

And I am taking you perfectly seriously, I assure you, I am just fairly sure that anything at all in the world might be more comfortable than kissing Rose's mother.

But I'm sure the pigeon had to be, well. Sharp.

[onthenightroad]

Do you get along well with her under normal circumstances?

-- and I'd rather not discuss the...the details.

[notamartian]

Well. She slapped me immediately afterwards, I have to add.

[onthenightroad]

How unfortunate. But you explained, didn't you? That it wasn't your fault.

[aneye4aneye]

[overhears!]

Sorry but... tacky? What does that have to do with a pidgeon?

[onthenightroad]

Ahaha, well. I ran into a spot of trouble yesterday, with the arrival of some holiday...effects. I wasn't the only one.

[aneye4aneye]

...t-the mistletoe.

I'm. Sorry.

[onthenightroad]

it's alright. I. I'm alright.

[king_of_shell]

*looks up from his meat-filled lunch with some indignation*

What's wrong with a tacky sense of humor? Sometimes you just gotta stick to some walls.

[onthenightroad]

-- um.

...

Well. It wouldn't be so bad in small doses.

[king_of_shell]

It's hard enough to be comical these days with kids being so used to sarcasm, and stuff. What ever happened when to the days when alliteration was awesome and amazing? When comic mischief didn't need a warning label?

[onthenightroad]

Ahaha, I know what you mean, though. I like my humor a bit to the point, but kids these days find it so old-fashioned. No appreciation for plays on words or a little intellectual flair.

[anhero2usall]

[Is just sitting there. Sipping soda. On the plus side, he's regaining feeling in his lips.]

[reidealize]

...

[anhero2usall]

Oh. Good afternoon.

[reidealize]

Mm. Good afternoon.