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[that_devo_song]

I have traveled long and far throughout the wilderness of Camp Fuck You Die, and in my journey have found and assembled an army of kindred spirits... yes, bizarre and foolish as it may seem, there exists a creatute in this world who shares my burning desire to DESTROY MILES EDGEWORTH! And Mr. Phoenix Wright and Ms. Mia Fey and so on and so forth.

Comments

[lawfulreception]

................uhm.

[that_devo_song]

Who is this foolish fool that fools about before me, and why do I feel the urge to whip the foolishness right out of him?

[lawfulreception]

Hold it, miss! I-i'm just the new defense attorney, Apollo Justi--why is there an army of beavers outside.

[that_devo_song]

Defense attorney, you say? Well, then, let me give you a proper von Karma welcome...

[that_devo_song]

[THE WHIP]

[lawfulreception]

[SO MUCH PAIN]

YOWWW!!

What. . .what was that?!

[that_devo_song]

What does it look like? It's a crocodile hide Australian stock whip.

[lawfulreception]

(I don't remember anything about that in the court records!)

Why did you hit me?!

[that_devo_song]

No reason. Simply establishing dominance.

By way of introduction, I am Franziska von Karma; prosecuting prodigy.

[cuebattlemusic]

[walks into your leg and bounces off... MENACINGLY!!1!]

[lawfulreception]

[hey you dislocated a THREAD 8(]

. . .do we really need any other prosecutors.

[cuebattlemusic]

Bidoof! [derps back to join it's breatheren, but oh... there shall be more]

[lawfulreception]

(Wait, isn't that a. . .Pokemon? I thought that fad died out ages ago.)

. . .

[that_devo_song]

I could say the same about you, defense attorney.

Who are you, anyway? You're certainly not important enough for me to recognize.

[lawfulreception]

You hit me before I could finish. I'm Apollo Justice! And you were one of Phoenix Wright's rivals!

[that_devo_song]

"Were?"

Don't you dare write me off! I'll remain Mr. Phoenix Wright's rival until he's little more than a smear on the ground!