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[that_devo_song]

I have traveled long and far throughout the wilderness of Camp Fuck You Die, and in my journey have found and assembled an army of kindred spirits... yes, bizarre and foolish as it may seem, there exists a creatute in this world who shares my burning desire to DESTROY MILES EDGEWORTH! And Mr. Phoenix Wright and Ms. Mia Fey and so on and so forth.

Comments

[dimanibussacrum]

...

What are those?

[that_devo_song]

Legal aides.

[dimanibussacrum]

...I fail to see what rodents have to do with the legal system.

[inpignation]

You'd be surprised how many rats can fit into one courtroom, honestly.

[dimanibussacrum]

I'm sure that's true in a great many places, yes.

Have we met?

[inpignation]

[see icon]

I doubt it; I've a pretty good eye for faces, after all, but I couldn't let a comment like that go, right?

[dimanibussacrum]

[a moments hesitation for you, o stranger that invades personal space. you may note that this bishop is suspiciously room temperature.]

Of course not. I'm Bishop Castor, and a bit new here I'm afraid.

[inpignation]

[I AM TOTALLY USED TO WEIRD PAUSES DIRECTED AT ME]

Right, it's about that time. You've seen the church, right? --hah, and it's a pleasure! Emperor Peony Malkuth, if we really have to get into titles.

[dimanibussacrum]

Ah, I don't believe I've had the pleasure, Emperor. And we don't have to, if you insist. Castor will do just fine.

[inpignation]

Excellent! --well, really, it's probably better off letting you figure it out, huh. I figure one day we'll all introduce a clerical sort to the church and they'll turn out to be of the exact opposite religion.

[dimanibussacrum]

Indeed. Theological debate tends to be rather messy. I'm hopeful that we can come to some form of compromise, eventually.

[inpignation]

There's not much else to do in camp but make compromise. There's not a whole lot of choice but to live with each other, after all.

[dimanibussacrum]

Are you referring to the barrier? It does seem to be rather effective at keeping thing in place here.

[inpignation]

That's about the size of it, huh. Besides, nothing you can do to stop anyone is particularly permanent here. You've just got to grin and bear it, right?

[dimanibussacrum]

I suppose that's one way of looking at it. Still, what measure of positive change that can be achieved should be dealt with.

[inpignation]

Huh. I'm not so much a religious guy myself, of course, but I've always kind of wondered how everyone gets along in there. Maybe it's a great big coincidence and they're all the same sect.