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[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

You are all probably very busy with having fun with the new fun counselors, but there are some of us who are still slaving very hard to do our jobs and do not like it when you try to access porn 5,000 times a day! I have to watch you do that you know! I have been very nice and not reported on your internet activity lately, but soon there will be no

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[joyeofwitches]

They must have a lot of stamina for that much porn.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

...that is probably true ah...miss.

[joyeofwitches]

Missus Ogg. Ev'ryone calls me Nanny though. So, it's your job to watch people watchin' porn then?

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

That is not quite right, Miss Nanny. I should not be watching them watch porn, but they will not stop.

[joyeofwitches]

Nanny Ogg, not miss Nanny. Nanny's more in the nature of a title.

And I never knew a man who would. Think of it as them learnin' somethin' useful.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

I do not write the rules, I only enforce them.

[joyeofwitches]

Oh? What kinda rules?

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

That internet porn is bad for you.

[joyeofwitches]

Nonsense! A little sex has never hurt anyone. Maybe caused a few hasty weddin's, but keeps people from spendin' the rest of their lives waitin' around lookin' for the right man, woman, or the occasional boot.

So where d'you find this internet then?

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

I...am not certain that I can tell you, M-...Nanny.

[joyeofwitches]

Why's that?

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

I do not want to see!

[joyeofwitches]

Don't be such a wimp. It can't be that bad.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

I do not think I would ever be able to look at it again...

[joyeofwitches]

Well, if you're that insistent on other people not lookin', that seems like a pretty fair deal to me.

[sm_seeks_sf4luv]

But I have to know what to look for!