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[psych_u_out]

Man, I wish someone from home was here.

((intro post for Lassiter! EDIT - my wrist has suddenly decided to wreak pain on me so I'll dropping for now. Lassiter is still around though))

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[getoffmylap]

[And suddenly, a man appears, in a sitting position and holding a steering wheel that isn't there. He promptly falls on his ass.]

What the--

[getoffmylap]

...Spencer?

[psych_u_out]

[psych_u_out]

...Lassie?

...I'm dreaming, aren't I. Someone pinch me.

[getoffmylap]

Alright, what the hell is this? I want an explanation and I want it now.

[psych_u_out]

Wait, wait, you're supposed to pinch me first.

[getoffmylap]

I am not indulging your masochistic tendencies. Now out with it, where am I and how did you pull it off?

[psych_u_out]

Fine, party-pooper.

I wished upon a star? The second star to the right?

[getoffmylap]

I am not in the mood for this crap, Spencer! I did not just get pulled out of a car--

[getoffmylap]

...A car I was driving at 40 miles per hour on the street!

[psych_u_out]

[whistles] Neat.

Uh, I hope it doesn't crash while you're not there.

[getoffmylap]

You've gone way too far this time Spencer.

You're under arrest for reckless endangerment, and kidnapping. And you better pray O'Hara managed to gain control of the wheel before you start looking at vehicular manslaughter.

[psych_u_out]

Uh, Lassie-face.

You know you have no jurisdiction here right? This is Louisiana. Not Santa Barbara.

[getoffmylap]

Congratulations. That has got to be the most piss-poor excuse I've ever heard to try and get out of an arrest.

[psych_u_out]

Lassie. Dear Lassie-face.

Take a look at the zombies over there and tell me what you think!

[getoffmylap]

And that is supposed to prove what exactly? People with leprosy are not indicative of the fact that I am in Louisiana.

Why am I even pretending to entertain this theory? [say hello to the cuffs]