[[intro post]]

Jul 01, 2008 22:10

::there is a tall frowny man standing by the swimming pool. Do you approach Y/N?::

Welcome, children, to your first lesson.

[[OOC: if you reply to this post, unless you tell me OOCly not to, Ganondorf is throwing you into the pool. If your character is difficult i.e. doesn't put up with that kind of crap, he will not throw you into the pool. He ( Read more... )

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minormajor July 2 2008, 02:19:24 UTC
[I AM HERE FOR KARMIC RETRIBUTION]

...Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa.

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tryforce_again July 2 2008, 02:22:46 UTC
::what're you gawkin' at--ah screw it. GRABBIN' YOU BY THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT OR WHATEVER AND TOSSIN' YA::

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minormajor July 2 2008, 02:24:22 UTC
[your big honkin' schno--]

EH?! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

[SPLOOSH]

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tryforce_again July 2 2008, 02:34:50 UTC
::this is a nose of pure manliness::

It would be wise to inhale first, instead of screaming, before entering the water.

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cheerupemosquid July 2 2008, 02:20:55 UTC
[SOMEONE SAID THEY WERE THROWING THINGS INTO THE LAKE?]

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tryforce_again July 2 2008, 02:24:29 UTC
::you look more like one of my monsters than a camper. What is this.::

Are you here to learn as well?

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cheerupemosquid July 2 2008, 02:32:29 UTC
And what is it that you believe you can teach me?

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tryforce_again July 2 2008, 02:36:24 UTC
Your appearance suggests you have a passing familiarity with the subject already, but since you ask...

::SHOVIN' YA INTO THE POOL Y/N?::

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art_crow July 2 2008, 02:22:35 UTC
"First lesson?" I don't remember signing up for any class.

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tryforce_again July 2 2008, 02:26:10 UTC
And yet here you are.

::that looks remarkably unlike a human child, OH WELL. grabbin' Crow by the face and throwin' him toward the pool goes here::

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art_crow July 2 2008, 02:31:55 UTC
*is being thrown. LOOK MA, I'M FLYIN'!*

Hey, let go of me, ya j---WHOA!

*lands in the pool, sinks slightly but floats right up to the top*

Hey, what the heck was that for, ya jerk!?

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tryforce_again July 2 2008, 02:37:49 UTC
I am teaching.

Hm, it would appear you've the gist of the first lesson already.

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knowsthescore July 2 2008, 02:23:08 UTC
Swimming lessons?

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tryforce_again July 2 2008, 02:27:01 UTC
That is exactly the case.

::SHOVES YA' INTO THE POOL::

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knowsthescore July 2 2008, 02:37:46 UTC
--Aahh! [sputterflail]

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tryforce_again July 2 2008, 02:38:20 UTC
Try not to drown.

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get_sometail July 2 2008, 02:24:00 UTC
[OH LOOK A SHORT BLOND. JUST YOUR TYPE]

Our first what?

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tryforce_again July 2 2008, 02:30:44 UTC
Your first lesson, boy. Allow me to demonstrate.

::if only you were wearing bright green. Grabbin' by the arm and KER-TOSS::

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get_sometail July 2 2008, 02:32:00 UTC
Hey what giv------

[SPLOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooosh!]

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tryforce_again July 2 2008, 02:39:28 UTC
Does that answer your question?

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