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[roundhouselaser]

I'm Kyle Katarn, and I'm here to teach you covert ops. I'll be focusing on infiltration, target acquisition, and sabotage. But first, I'm going to need to assess what we have to work with. I need to know who you are, what you can do, and how much experience you have with it. Any important medical conditions would be good to know, too. I don't

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[tobethemiracle]

Is it compulsory?

[roundhouselaser]

I'm not getting paid enough to enforce something like that, kid. You've got me outnumbered.

[tobethemiracle]

Yeah, all one of me.

[roundhouselaser]

So modest.

Plus the other hundreds of people holed up in here. You're not the only one who's going to consider opting out.

[high_winded]

They got classes for this shit?

[touch_fayth]

They didn't.

[high_winded]

So why's he blabberin' about it now?

[touch_fayth]

He probably just got here.

[bzzzkill]

*pinged by covert ops*

[roundhouselaser]

No line for signing up, if you're looking for one.

[bzzzkill]

...I wasn't.

I'm leader of the black ops corps at home.

[roundhouselaser]

You look a little young for to be wearing those boots.

[touch_fayth]

Death by ape dander?

[roundhouselaser]

It's the little details that make or break the whole thing.

[touch_fayth]

Well, I'm real stealthy-like.

[roundhouselaser]

Yeah? So what are you bad at?

[get_sometail]

Does breaking and entering count?

[roundhouselaser]

It does. Unless you expect your enemies to invite you in.

[get_sometail]

You'd be surprised.

[roundhouselaser]

Less surprised than you might think.