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[You know how you were complaining the other day that you were kinda bored? Well, maybe you didn't, but somebody did! And somebody seems to have taken it upon herself to remedy this issue and make things a little more interesting. By this of course I mean
THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PERVERTED ERMINES RUNNING AROUND AND MESSING STUFF UP. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. THEY ARE EVEN IN YOUR ROOM. STEALING YOUR UNDERWEAR. KNOCKING STUFF OVER. FLIPPING YOUR SKIRTS UP. GENERALLY BEING PESTS. FIGHT BACK, CFUD, FIGHT BACK AGAINST THIS MENACE!!
(Don't mind the girl over there behind that conveniently placed object laughing her ass off. She has nothing to do with it. Really.)
Oh, right. I almost forgot. If you have CIGARETTES, they are definitely attempting to steal and smoke them.]
THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PERVERTED ERMINES RUNNING AROUND AND MESSING STUFF UP. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. THEY ARE EVEN IN YOUR ROOM. STEALING YOUR UNDERWEAR. KNOCKING STUFF OVER. FLIPPING YOUR SKIRTS UP. GENERALLY BEING PESTS. FIGHT BACK, CFUD, FIGHT BACK AGAINST THIS MENACE!!
(Don't mind the girl over there behind that conveniently placed object laughing her ass off. She has nothing to do with it. Really.)
Oh, right. I almost forgot. If you have CIGARETTES, they are definitely attempting to steal and smoke them.]