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[thewhyincision]

Excuse me. My name's Special Agent Dana Scully; I'm with the FBI. There's been reports of freak weather patterns here, and my partner and I have been sent down here to investigate them. If you have any information about the recent bizarre weather, I'd like to talk to you.

If anyone's seen Agent Mulder, I'd also like to talk to them.

((a-agent

Comments

[federalparanoia]

Scully, sshhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. We're hunting aliens.

[thewhyincision]

...Mulder.

[federalparanoia]

Oh, and it's about time that you got here. Would you look at that.

[thewhyincision]

What do you mean, about time? Mulder, we only left yesterday.

[_overshadowed_]

Is Mr. Mulder in trouble?

[federalparanoia]

...

[_overshadowed_]

You can't blame me for hoping.

[federalparanoia]

You know, Ari. I think it's time we take our relationship to a whole new level.

[knowing_smile]

Freak weather patterns?

[thewhyincision]

Let's see. Winds; a blizzard - which I have to say sounds very unlikely - I could go on.

[knowing_smile]

Just a little disappointed that the weather of all things was the abnormality drew you here.

[thewhyincision]

That was the only thing in the report. Is there more?

[atyeast_itried]

I'm not sure the weather even makes a top-ten list in "oddest happenings."

[federalparanoia]

Kanmuri. How quickly can you have some bread ready.

[atyeast_itried]

... how quickly can I make a new batch bread, or how quickly can I give you bread?

[federalparanoia]

New batch. Using this. *holds out a tube of something...green and slimy*

[withwhitewings]

I have!

[thewhyincision]

Any information would be appreciated. Please go on.

[withwhitewings]

I met Mr. Mulder! He kept asking me strange questions and was generally a little rude. Is he your co-worker?

[thewhyincision]

He's my partner. I apologize if he was rude.