CFUD: A Documentary

[myboyfriendisa]

[Camp is being interrogated from behind the lenses! Two figures are moving around actively, one with a professional-looking video camera, and the other doing most of the poking and questioning. They're everywhere, and they're probably up in your personal space, asking questions

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[galacticfairy]

So? Did you get a shot of the lake yet?

[myboyfriendisa]

There was a tentacle waving out of it...

Expectantly.

[galacticfairy]

Who wouldn't be excited about a project like this?

[myboyfriendisa]

Don't tell me we're going back there for an exclusive wildlife interview. I think it was preening.

[galacticfairy]

How are the people on Frontier supposed to know what I did here without details?

[myboyfriendisa]

Fine. You're the one who has to shake hands with it.

[galacticfairy]

They hardly count as hands.

[myboyfriendisa]

I'm not the small talk, either.

[galacticfairy]

I'm taking care of that.

[myboyfriendisa]

Right. As long as I get to keep a safe distance.

[galacticfairy]

Be more enthusiastic. Who else has ever interviewed a tentacle monster?

[myboyfriendisa]

Your fascination with novel things never cease to amaze me.

Just don't get yourself killed in the process.

[galacticfairy]

Would you let it do that?

[myboyfriendisa]

...You're lucky I'm a good swimmer.

[galacticfairy]

So I've seen.

[myboyfriendisa]

[Are you complimenting me? You are complimenting me!]

Good!