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[onthenightroad]

[those of you who pass by the church may notice a new piece of lawn furniture. it is assuredly much bigger than it appears in this picture.]

--well, that's certainly a predicament. I mean, it's not a bad fixture, but it seems somehow inappropriately placed

Comments

[notamartian]

... that's new!

[onthenightroad]

Quite. I believe it showed up after lunchtime. You go get a sandwich and then something like this happens...

[notamartian]

Random and instantaneous modification to the landscape, then? I do like those. Those are my favourites.

[onthenightroad]

I'm glad you're deriving some form of enjoyment from this.

[hasibutzi]

Ballies!

((plaaaaceholder))

[onthenightroad]

--ah, well, yes. It's cute, isn't it? Very colorful. Happy-looking.

[hasibutzi]

Mmhmm! Can Tot play too?

[onthenightroad]

If you like, I won't stop you. Just be careful, alright? There are a lot of others in there...

[climaxinside]

Ummm....

*TRIPS*

*GOES FLYING INTO THE PIT*

W-Waaaaugh!

((kamehamePLACEHOLDERha))

[onthenightroad]

um

[climaxinside]

*FROM SOMEWHERE UNDERNEATH YOUR BALLS*

I'm fine...!

[onthenightroad]

DON'T DROWN PLEASE

[tobethemiracle]

*sneezes*

Not me.

[onthenightroad]

It's okay if you did, Ronan. You can tell me.

[tobethemiracle]

Believe me, if I did? It'd be a jelly pit.

[onthenightroad]

. . . why would you do that!

[vorenado]

I, too, wish to know the reason for this placement.

[looking awkward in the pit :x]

[onthenightroad]

. . .

Did you go in there on purpose?

[vorenado]

I attempted to inspect it.

[onthenightroad]

Ah. So you fell in or something?

It's okay to be unable to resist the allure of the ball pit, you know.