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[toppedbyzaworld]

[if you may have been noticing the comm lately you might have noticed the start of a message on this balmy day, asking for individuals who have ice or water-aligned elemental attack items for sale. this is NOT the message that fully came out. What ended up on the post is:]

Single male looking for a fun, intelligent partner to top him at every

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[ovoretherainbow]

'Ey, how come your laptop's in pieces?

[toppedbyzaworld]

Because it deserves it. [thundersparking the HELL out of the new one]

[ovoretherainbow]

[oh noes I'm so afraid of lightn- oh wait. Standing idly by and watching] Why?

[toppedbyzaworld]

[well it makes ME feel better.] Cielo until today you were one of two people who knew about my... er, other type of people that I liked. I didn't exactly want people to find out like this.

[sod_off_spark]

[pulling out some of those parts, looking amused and horrified as she goes through them]

Looking at these things, I'm amazed that they function as well as they do. These parts are rather schizophrenic in their choice. Why would you need 70 terrabytes of hardrive in a machine with a 6502 chip?

[toppedbyzaworld]

Trust me this thing tries to fill it all up, and I think it was doing a good job of it too...

I'm not even sure why it even has a floppy drive. didn't people stop using those years ago?

[sod_off_spark]

You would think so, wouldn't you? There must be a few die-hards somewhere in the world. Or people too cheap to upgrade, but it comes to pretty much the same thing.

[toppedbyzaworld]

I'd even understand if it was a Zip drive, those are a bit more sturdy in a place like this...

But where are my manners, I'm Kuhn.

[roasted_dango]

[... Is it bad if I can't figure out whether that's a description of Pi or Haseo?]

... Special!

[toppedbyzaworld]

[option A and C?]

I hate my laptop.

[roasted_dango]

[... consoling manly shoulderpat]

[toppedbyzaworld]

[but is it three times? it's only het if it's three times, in any case moving away from the shoulderpat.] Sorry I don't think I've met you before, you new here?

[vore_crimes]

Gettin' desperate there, Kuhn?

[toppedbyzaworld]

[ADKFGHIGHRIOGK] HEAT! HI! I UH- ...Hi Heat.

[vore_crimes]

Getting a bit more open-minded in your desperation?

[toppedbyzaworld]

You know there's a VERY good explanation for this...

[recreational]

Things are already sour with Cielo, I see.

[ovoretherainbow]

Eh? What do you mean?

[toppedbyzaworld]

Ignore him, that's what I'm trying to do.

[ovoretherainbow]

Why?