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[seriouspole]

[It's a beautiful day--okay, no that's a lie. It's a ridiculously hot day in Camp Fuck You Die. Which means it's a perfectly good one for training, right? Of course it is. In a clearing off to the side of main encampment, there is a large group of zombies, and a young boy with a gun. The young boy appears to be shooting himself in the head. Nothing

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[follow_3_steps]

...

[seriouspole]

[aaaand one pull of the trigger later--]

[seriouspole]

[--a monster appears and slashes at a zombie.]

[follow_3_steps]

...Awesome!!!

[knowsthescore]

Wait! Stop!

[seriouspole]

[pauses and looks over]

Is there a problem?

[knowsthescore]

For whatever it is that's making you want to do this, there must be a better way!

[seriouspole]

Perhaps, but I'm pretty sure this is the most effective way.

[ineedbothhands]

[hey, wait, I recognize that symbolism!]

Ken?

[seriouspole]

Just a second, I'm going to deal with this one!

[seriouspole]

[true or false: light spells are effective on zombies?]

[ineedbothhands]

[true of course, it probably still somehow missed half of them]

Want some help?

[move_every_eva]

What in the name of--?!

[seriouspole]

[glancing over]

Is something wrong?

[move_every_eva]

What are you doing? [stalks over god what]

[seriouspole]

I'm fighting the zombies, of course.

[reidealize]

*so I can totally sit in a tree nearby and watch, right? sure, why not*

Hmm ...

[seriouspole]

[that sounds okay to me! Right now, it's time to test out how well a zombie can take electricity]

[reidealize]

*THAT'S a new use for potential suicide*

... interesting.

[seriouspole]

[hey, the kid was okay. and glances over in your direction for a second before going back to what he's doing. which now involves a spear going through a zombie a few times]