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[spankmyvampup]

*After dark near the Mess Hall, there is a table decorated with pink and black streamers and littered with assorted party favors, such as pointy birthday hats. There are cups next to a bowl of thick, reddish liquid and a black-frosted cake with a tiny guillotine decorating the top. A procession of gorillas in aforementioned pointy hats can be seen

Comments

[parasol_hero]

My goodness, Rayne! I'd wish you many happy returns, but it doesn't appear this was something you were in agreement with!

[spankmyvampup]

Hey Rosalyn.

No. No I wasn't.

[parasol_hero]

Shall I assist in dispatching this crowd of gorillas? They're not exactly the most desirable party guests!

How are you holding up with all this?

[spankmyvampup]

If you think you can take'm.

I'm... dressed up as a Japanese Catholic schoolgirl cheerleader. Not so swell.

[parasol_hero]

I'm quite sure I can!

[starting up an ice spell with the gorillas as her targets]

In an attempt at optimism, given how many embarrassing events occur to everyone here, I'm sure everyone will put this incident out of their minds!

[spankmyvampup]

Good to know, but I don't think I'll forget anytime soon.

[parasol_hero]

I understand your feelings...It's been over two years since I was transformed into a rat, and I still remember it as if it were yesterday!

[spankmyvampup]

Damn. Camp could've done better than "rat."

[parasol_hero]

I was small and fuzzy and vaguely orange, if that helps!

[spankmyvampup]

'Least they kept the haircolor.

[parasol_hero]

At least getting punched cured me quite effectively, but it still doesn't erase the sense of helplessness I felt! Was I supposed to have gnawed the ankles of evil?

[spankmyvampup]

Who the hell punches rats?

[parasol_hero]

Why, I asked my fiancee!

[spankmyvampup]

Nice guy.

[parasol_hero]

It was more that she flicked me on the nose, to be honest, and I did insist on it. If such a thing ever happens again, there are enough allies of justice in this place for me to wait it out without worry.