[backdated about a week ago, from the Camp Hospital, Room #123]

[very_bad_end]

If no one minds, I would like to record some notes for future reference while I conduct the examination. It'll strictly be for my own personal review

Comments

I would like to know why I signed on to this?

[justajackknife]

You're going to be examining without the scalpels to begin with, right?

[shes_my_master]

...Shiki-san, were you wanting to see a bladed tool that badly?

[justajackknife]

No. In fact I'd simply adore it if the whole process only contained two genuine minutes of cutting.

[shes_my_master]

Arara.

Hopefully the cutting will be very little, then.

[shes_my_master]

Takano-sensei...

Could we possibly be sedated for this?

[justajackknife]

--!

[very_bad_end]

Not fond of needles?

[justajackknife]

I don't think we need anything so extreme for this. There's no pain.

[hes_my_master]

... No, not particularly.

[very_bad_end]

Then we shall proceed with the examination.

[hes_my_master]

Please do.

[very_bad_end]

I have decided to postpone checking the patients blood pressure, heart rate, and temperature in favor of more direct approach.

We'll begin taking the x-rays immediately. Please shut all sets of eyes you may have.

[justajackknife]

*Blink. Blinks again.*

*once more for good measure.*

... hi?

[justajackknife]

*Just...tell me you aren't one of her previous patients and we'll be square, okay. D:*

Medical examination...I think.

[And Now: The Punchline. Five minutes later...]

[very_bad_end]

I have now seen the results of the x-ray, which I'm afraid has confirmed my fears.

It seems you're nothing more than three very confused people stuck in a tight set of clothes.

... I feel as if...yes. This certainly counts as a Nurse Roll.

[justajackknife]

... That's all?

[very_bad_end]

Rather prosaic, isn't it?

[justajackknife]

And hollow. Very, very hollow.