During a rather dramatic evening...

[drag_on_lady]

[The sun is setting on Camp Fuck You Die in a dramatic fashion, and the waters of the swimming pool seem to have turned a bit... tempermental. With waves crashing on the edges of the pool dramatically, like some minaturised version of the ident they put in front of Toei movies.]

At last...

[The reason for this sudden burst of aquatic melodrama is

Comments

[divideby_zero]

. . .

[drag_on_lady]

What? I had a hell of a time trying to get that closet to give it up!

[divideby_zero]

You chose a very... public way to express yourself.

[drag_on_lady]

What's wrong with that?

[putyrchinthebox]

Congratulations!

[drag_on_lady]

Thanks! This is the happiest moment of my life!

[biggestinjapan]

[claps]

[drag_on_lady]

Damn, I've never felt this good!

[biggestinjapan]

And confidence makes the woman.

[drag_on_lady]

You said it!

[recreational]

Are you sure?

[drag_on_lady]

Definitely! I finally got a bra of my own!

[recreational]

That's not enough to define that, you know.

[drag_on_lady]

Whaddya mean, it's not enough?! I got the boobs here, don't I?!

[dickchaser]

What were you before?

[drag_on_lady]

*holds up bandage*

Just a moron in drag.