is it cosmic irony or cosmic justice?

Jun 15, 2008 13:23

[in that fabled, mythic center of camp, at precisely 12 am, June 15, 2008, there is a loud clinking noise, as precisely six hundred and sixty nine heavy coffee mugs labeled WORST BEST FATHER EVER strike one Dmitri Yuriev in the head, knocking him mostly unconscious on his way back to his office after his midnight tea run. come, gawk or help. or you ( Read more... )

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spaceloli June 15 2008, 20:25:53 UTC
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thedrisinu June 15 2008, 20:26:50 UTC
[free mug?]

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spaceloli June 15 2008, 20:28:15 UTC
[picking one up]

Hmm...

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thedrisinu June 15 2008, 20:34:28 UTC
[groaning slightly underneath the pile]

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inurbase June 15 2008, 20:26:29 UTC
...wow.

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onerrantry June 15 2008, 20:27:37 UTC
I know, right?

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inurbase June 15 2008, 20:28:05 UTC
T-That's a lot of mugs! Is he okay?

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onerrantry June 15 2008, 20:33:25 UTC
He probably has a concussion, but I think if we move the mugs off of him, he should be okay.

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willcute4jewels June 15 2008, 20:32:30 UTC
Father's Day?

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onerrantry June 15 2008, 20:33:55 UTC
Never heard of it?

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willcute4jewels June 15 2008, 20:34:22 UTC
No.

...what is it?

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onerrantry June 15 2008, 21:10:27 UTC
It's a holiday so you can tell your dad how much you love them.

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onerrantry June 15 2008, 20:49:51 UTC
It's a holiday for telling your dad how awesome he is, normally.

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onerrantry June 15 2008, 21:10:45 UTC
Don't have to if he's not here, do you?

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tobethemiracle June 15 2008, 20:34:59 UTC
Killing people with coffee, I see.

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onerrantry June 15 2008, 20:51:04 UTC
Never drink the stuff.

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tobethemiracle June 16 2008, 01:07:26 UTC
I'm not drinking it if it's been near you.

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onerrantry June 16 2008, 06:20:09 UTC
The trust is staggering.

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