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[a_holy_oak]

[near the edge of the woods, there is young boy holding a scrap of paper in one hand, a suitcase in the other, and being followed by another, rather sullen-looking boy]

... This isn't the First District at all. Huh.

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[aneye4aneye]

[blank look]

[a_holy_oak]

We probably just took a wrong turn or something! There's bound to be a military outpost nearby.

[aneye4aneye]

[...tilts head slightly.]

[a_holy_oak]

Don't worry! I'm sure there's bound to be something ...

[bannedfromchan]

District?

[a_holy_oak]

The First District of the Barsburg Empire, of course.

[bannedfromchan]

Rigggght. You're going the wrong way. Shoulda taken a left back there at the rotting oak.

[a_holy_oak]

Is that the case? Then where are we, mister? I don't recognize it at all.

[a_mighty_oak]

--Who are you?

[a_holy_oak]

I'm Hakuren Oak, from the First District's branch of the Oak family! Who are YOU?

[a_mighty_oak]

Hakuren?! You look just like--

*brb bein' tackled*

[a_holy_oak]

--oh! Are you all right, sir? Sir?

[myblackwand]

*if Morrolan had internalized Internet memes, he would be thinking "orz, life"*

...no, I shouldn't think it is.

[a_holy_oak]

... Oh.

Do you know where, then?

[myblackwand]

...well, as to that, I'm sorry to say that you've been misled. You're no longer in your Empire, I'm afraid, and it may be several days until we can return you.

[a_holy_oak]

But -- I was on my way to the Seventh District! I was supposed to write Mother as soon as I arrived; she'll worry if I don't!

[ilikebigburs]

Dude.

DID YOU JUST SHRINK?!

[a_holy_oak]

I should hope not! I grew a half-inch since the last month, I'll have you know!

[ilikebigburs]

But you're so tiny now!

[a_holy_oak]

I am not! I've always been this height, and I'll get taller!