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[amodelstudent]

What I learned today:

Four hundred and something strangers locked up together in a broken-down campground with stupid, horrible punishments and no way to get away from each other.

......and this seriously isn't a TV show? Come on.

((new character, posting from work, general orz, BE KIND edit headed home~ thanks everybody!))

Comments

[overllamatic]

You know, I had a dream like that once. It was really weird. But alas, I awoke to find myself still here. Sorry.

[amodelstudent]

You too? So there are lots of TV hopefuls here.

[overllamatic]

No, no, other kind of dream. I had to drive an underwater bulldozer to call my mom and find out my name was a lie at one point. Really weird.

Anyway, I'm Keigo, probably, and unfortunately you're really here and it's not all faked, probably.

[amodelstudent]

..... hi Keigo. I guess that means you're for real too, huh.

[overllamatic]

As stuck here as you and everybody else, yep. But it's not so bad, really, even if things are a little... different.

[amodelstudent]

Oh boy. Quick, tell me what's good about it- I could use the happy thoughts.

[overllamatic]

Free food, free beds, attractive people of whichever gender or species you have a preference for, getting to laugh at people when they do something dumb and get punished for trying to break the rules. Should I go on?

[amodelstudent]

No, I think I get it. You're basically making the best of what you've got. The species part is a little too much info...

[overllamatic]

Personally, my tastes are a little too vanilla for that, but you never know with people here. Just trying to stay P.C.

[amodelstudent]

Well that's nice of you.

I'll totally call them perverts if I meet them though.

[overllamatic]

Well considering not everybody who's a person here is exactly human, some of them not wanting to hook up with humans instead of their own species might be for the best.

[amodelstudent]

Oh.

Yeah, that would work. And it explains the gorillas.

[overllamatic]

I think everyone would be happy if they were a little less interested in humans.

[amodelstudent]

New perspective that I did not want.

[overllamatic]

Sorry! But I guess that's one way to get the warning to steer clear of the wildlife.

[amodelstudent]

Thanks, I will. Ewww.