[ITP: MYSTERIOUS HANDCUFFS]

[cullingclouds]

[In the mess hall, there is a girl looking rather quizzically at a Gundam boy. They appear to be joined by the hand by a pair of handcuffs.]

I wonder why it is, that Camp's seen fit to chain you to the earth.

. . . You're a person.

Am I always?

[They do rather deserve to be laughed at.]

((Come bother them! Or be handcuffed to other people! or

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[myboyfriendisa]

[stares for ten seconds]

[...Then just walks past.]

[[Place holder ;;]]

[cullingclouds]

. . . what a pretty girl.

[myboyfriendisa]

What was that?!

[cullingclouds]

Oh, you're not ... I'm sorry; I made a mistake.

[myboyfriendisa]

Never mind! Just don't make it again.

[cullingclouds]

My head's a little clouded, what with these. [shakes her wrist]

I'm Ren Fah.

[myboyfriendisa]

Alto Saotome.

How long have you been like this?

[cullingclouds]

Only ten minutes, or so.

[myboyfriendisa]

Then you're not too bad off.

[cullingclouds]

No. It's alright, but I think he wants to get them off.

[myboyfriendisa]

Really? I had no idea.

[cullingclouds]

... you're quite sarcastic, aren't you? I think I can nearly see it.

[myboyfriendisa]

I'm glad we've gotten that out of the way.

Give me your hand.

[cullingclouds]

[... offers hand]

[myboyfriendisa]

[examining]

Not good. There isn't much space to squeeze your hand out of this, even with lubricant. The cuff is too close to your wrist as it is.

[cullingclouds]

[tries to squeeze her hand out ... fails]

It's not going to work, you're right.