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[defendingchamp]

*if you're near the woods today,...you might want to run because a VERY disgruntled young woman is storming her way into a camp near you*

You know what. The only reason I even came this far was to give you a piece of my mind. I'm sure you want to make these auditions more realistic or whatever, but did you give any thought about the auditionee's

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[classprotector]

[la la, I love fighting zombies in the morning.

Wait a second.]

--Cordelia?

[defendingchamp]

Oh. Hey, Buffy.

Wait, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be decapitating things back in Sunnydale or something else equally disgusting?

[classprotector]

But there's so much to decapitate right where I am.

What are you doing here?

[defendingchamp]

...Okay, ew.

Well I was here for an audition. Now I'm here to give someone a piece of my mind.

[necessaryevil]

...

[defendingchamp]

What?

[hesmynumber1]

[is covered in mud himself, but for entirely different reasons]

. . .

[defendingchamp]

You too, huh?

[hesmynumber1]

Not really.

[defendingchamp]

Then you're covered in mud because....?

[kavalierngay]

Uh, probably. Swamps and like, marches are dangerous. Although I think more people actually get bitten by sharks than by any swamp-related thing. Swamps are grosser though, which uh, you've probably noticed.

So yeah. Basically? No stunt doubles here. Since this isn't a production of any kind. I thought it was too, but no Ashton Kutcher. Just a crazy, crazy summer camp.

[defendingchamp]

Oh, I have.

...They should really make a sign to tell you that before the two-mile hike.

[kavalierngay]

At least you've found civilization? Yay? Instead of the army of zombies and an alligator. Or the lake monster.

[defendingchamp]

Yeah. Today's just my lucky day.

[hasabigstick]

Hate to tell ya this, babe, but there ain't no auditions here.

((Placeholder! Back later tonight! darn work.))

[defendingchamp]

Huh. Well someone's going to be hearing from my agent.