Genius at Work

[san_contrefacon]

[On one of the tables in the mess hall, there are plates of donuts and toast, some milk, and a notebook. One of these things doesn't belong, especially since it's Megumi who's trying to write in it

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[plzdontdome]

Huh, what happened?!

[san_contrefacon]

I suppose the driver is passed out, but the passenger is probably dead.

[plzdontdome]

That's terrible! Was it anyone we know?

[san_contrefacon]

N-Not really! They didn't even have a name!

[cullingclouds]

... that ... doesn't sound quite right.

[san_contrefacon]

But a stormy weather calls for car accidents.

[cullingclouds]

... not all the time. It's possible to drive safely, isn't it? ... maybe that would be more interesting, with it being such an odd thing to happen.

[san_contrefacon]

But it's boring.

Maybe I should do away with the car altogether.

[povertyprincess]

"Coincidentally, that's where the evil Arisada-kaichou had his sleep chambers. A cursory examination of the scene led the driver to determine that the cruel sadist was dead. DEAD!!!!

Of course, it's not as if anyone would miss him."

[exiastentially]

[just passing but]

. . . [staaaaare.]

[povertyprincess]

[lol the keywords. also notices Setsuna, and starts telling the story to him!]

"The lawyer was almost immediately in the scene. It turned out that Arisada-kaichou had, surprisingly, left not only his inheritance, but also the funds of the student council, to the best transfer student ever. Kouno Tohru."

Can you guess who Kouno Tohru is?

[exiastentially]

You.

[skatesnpompons]

[rubbing arms from when she fell on Robin and co.'s pile of treasure things]

Ow... Isn't starting it off with "It was a dark and stormy night" a tad cliche?

[san_contrefacon]

But I want the story to take place at night!

[skatesnpompons]

Well sure, but isn't there some other way you can write it?

[san_contrefacon]

Like what?

[youllgoblind]

Oh no! Is everybody okay? Headlights-first sounds like it could be really painful!

[san_contrefacon]

That's the point!

[youllgoblind]

But what if someone didn't have their seatbelt buckled and flew out the windshield? Think of the mess that would make!

[san_contrefacon]

...

Oh man, that's awesome!

"The limp body slumped against the steering wheel showed a feeble sign of life as it stirred weakly. In the dark, his eyes took a while to adjust to the scene, and his eyes widened as they recognized the sight of his companion, now a giant, bloody pulp smeared against the wall."