ITP: Swiss Cheese Mafioso. -OR- "Today, Firo learns about making bad decisions!"

[haberdashing]

[If you happen to be down near the lake today, you may have noticed some interesting events taking place.

These interesting events are now culminating in Joshua using his shiny new machine gun to turn Firo into a human beehive. Over and over again. The fun never stops when you're killing an immortal!]

((Brain-noise warning for threads with

Comments

[iyaaalilbro]

[still basking in the awesome]

Not what I expected, but still good! Are you going to be much longer, Firo?

[[Here to be tagged even if you are going to get loud at him though! But you have been warned.]]

[haberdashing]

[and the last bits suck back into place!]

I think that qualifies as cheating.

[iyaaalilbro]

But it's amusing!

[haberdashing]

I think I preferred the attempt to crush my throat. [is ready to try and dodge if you're going to open fire again]

[iyaaalilbro]

[noticing this and teasingly lifting the gun, but finger is not near the trigger]

I was going to remove it actually, and we could go back to that if you'd like.

[haberdashing]

[DOES NOT MOVE AT YOUR BLUFF I may be a glutton for punishment tonight, but I am still observant]

Hand to hand is a bit more fair than this, don't you think?

[iyaaalilbro]

[in a better mood so setting the gun against the cabin gently]

You've been using a knife the whole time. I was just evening the odds. Do you really want to fight me some more?

[haberdashing]

[...considering this.]

[iyaaalilbro]

I won't use anymore guns, I promise. Your tenacity merits that much.

[haberdashing]

[lol fuck luck is here i am in so much trouble.]

...Maybe another time.

[iyaaalilbro]

Really? Until then, I guess.

[haberdashing]

Yeah.

[aluckyshot]

*GUN TO JOSHUA'S HEAD and a cold, cold voice that is still unerringly polite*

Could I request that you stop your actions?

[iyaaalilbro]

[freezing your gun and hand up to your elbow then pushing it aside lightly]

You could.

[aluckyshot]

*at least you've stopped*

What the fucking hell did you do that for?

[iyaaalilbro]

Quiet.

And he wanted to fight me. So, I suggest you talk with him, not me.