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[psych_u_out]

Rufus Shinra has a small penis.

Discuss.

Also, if any of you guys have a forcefield I could use, it would greatly appreciated right about now.

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Comments

[boosterrific]

I happen to have a forcefield. but that's not a very nice thing to say

[psych_u_out]

Well, it will get over his shyness. He's really a sweet guy.

Also, is the forcefield for rent or do you come with it?

[boosterrific]

...How?

And since it's my forcefield, I come with it. But I'm deciding whether or not to cover you.

[psych_u_out]

Well, nobody with good hair is a bad guy. Except for that one time when he was, but we don't talk about that.

Cover me and I'll pay you handsomely, handsome.

[thedrisinu]

Would Mr. Shinra care for a professional opinion?

[psych_u_out]

You're a professional?

[thedrisinu]

A doctor? Of course.

[psych_u_out]

Well, shower away, Doctor. Let's hear what you've got to say.

[perennially]

...

[ponder.]

[psych_u_out]

Does the lady have something to share?

[perennially]

I haven't thought about his penis, to be honest.

[psych_u_out]

Well, now's the time to broaden your horizons! You better do it before he snaps.

[eternalsamba]

Why would you need a forcefield?

[psych_u_out]

To save me from imminent lasering.

[eternalsamba]

That sounds troublesome.

[psych_u_out]

Yeah, he's not so good with his people skills. It's a weakness.

[atyeast_itried]

Spencer-san!

[psych_u_out]

Yo, Kanmuri. I don't suppose a bread-maker like you has anything to share?

[atyeast_itried]

If you'd asked earlier, I might have been able to offer advice, but now...

[psych_u_out]

But now is juuuuust the right time!