[down by the lake]

[iyaaalilbro]

[On your morning stroll or having been evicted from your cabin by gorillas and finished with your mandatory breakfast, you might spot a little boy with floppy hair standing ankle deep in the water of the lake. It seems like he's looking for someth-- Oh, he's found it.]

Wow! I see it! I can really see it! It's so co

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[kanonappleping]

*oh hey, you're tiny again. watching you cough up a storm.*

[iyaaalilbro]

[you suck, taking a few minutes and clearing up a little]

Oh, hi, Kanon.

[kanonappleping]

*you haven't passed out yet. sokay.*

Joshua-kun, wasn't it? ♬

[iyaaalilbro]

[and this would be the perfect location for that, huh?]

Yeah, that's right.

[san_contrefacon]

Hey...

[san_contrefacon]

Get out of the water right now!

[iyaaalilbro]

[i can't move! i'm losing a lung!]

[san_contrefacon]

And stop hyperventilating before that creature eats a body part--

Oh hell.

[GRABBING!!]

[oztensibly]

[!!!]

Joshua!

[iyaaalilbro]

D-Do I know you? [cough]

[oztensibly]

--Well, you do! In a way!

We can discuss it when you step away from the lake.

[iyaaalilbro]

Knew it.

It's okay! It's not dangerou-- [am i feeling something slither around my ankle?]

[a_medium_rare]

[calling out from the Lawyertarium]

The water isn't safe!

[iyaaalilbro]

[covering his mouth and looking to where that came from]

What?

[a_medium_rare]

[kay, gonna run outside to the bridge that connects it to camp]

There's a monster in the lake.

[iyaaalilbro]

[watching and staying put in the water]

Yeah, it's a kraken.

[eat_it_hawking]

[there is a tiny ball of light. it is floating somewhere near eye-level]

Are you feeling unwell?

[iyaaalilbro]

[freezing then getting shiny eyes]

I-It's nothing! [cough] What are you?

[eat_it_hawking]

...if you're certain.

And I'm a white hole, as they say on this planet. A former star.

[iyaaalilbro]

[nod nod]

You're a star?