ITP: Girls' 4 gets an unexpected guest courtesy of camp.

[hasabigstick]

[It's a rather quiet morning in camp, all told, which usually means Something Is About To Happen.]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-- *THUD*

[Like, for example, the big Mexican dude who has suddenly appeared several feet above the floor of Girls' 4-- and is thrown to the floor by some invisible force, landing face down.]

Ow.[There is, incidentally, a note

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[art_crow]

*was initially just walking by for no reason, but hears the uproar*

Ahh! Don't worry, ladies, I'll save you!

*goes to break the door down...but only ends up rushing head-first into the door instead*

Oh!

[hasabigstick]

((sorry I couldn't figure out where in this post this could have happened that's why it took so long))

[there is no response from inside, but then the door opens and Paco tries to step out - only to be THROWN backwards into the cabin and slam into the wall. Investigate Y/N?]

[art_crow]

Ouch! Lousy door.

*Investigate Y*

Okay, ladies, your hero is---hey, wait a minute! You're not a lady!

[hasabigstick]

[sigh great now there's an audience. oh well at least I know you.]

Hey, Crow. Tell camp that, wouldja? Think it missed the memo.

[art_crow]

Oh, hey Paco.

So "camp" put you here? Man, you lucky so-and-so.

[hasabigstick]

Coulda done without the throwing. And the screaming.

[oh hey Misato just handed me the note]

...aaand the screwed-up threats.

[art_crow]

Threats?

*sees the note*

Aww, see? They even gave you a little housewarming letter.

[hasabigstick]

[shows the note: "LIVE THERE OR I TURN THEM ALL INTO GUYS."]

Dude. ...That'd be like cruel and unusual punishment. For everybody.

((crashing night))

[art_crow]

Wow! That is cruel and unusual punishment!

(OOC: G'night!)

[hasabigstick]

No kidding.

[aside just to Crow] Hey, I don't mind stayin' here, but these kinda threats are not cool at all.

[art_crow]

Um, yeah, not cool at all. Say, do you think if I wait long enough, camp will force me to stay in a cabin with a bunch of hot girls?