itp: bad Italian

[asthecrow_flies]

[in your library this morning is a loli and an ATard, both sitting at a table and looking over a few books on Italian]

Il mio hovercraft è pieno di anguille.

. . . hahaha I so want to use that somehow.

(Library post~ Come mingle, correct our horrible Japanitalian, or whatever!

Edit: Ikki is heading off to work and will pick up new and old

Comments

[goingapostle]

[Kilik likes books! imagine his initial surprise at seeing Ikki of all people in the library]

Learning Italian won't benefit you in your efforts ... if anything, you will only look more foolish.

[asthecrow_flies]

[aww hell]

Who said it was to benefit me? I'm doing it for fun.

[goingapostle]

Acquiring a few phrases won't be enough to learn it. Given your previous encounters with comprehension, I doubt you'll go very far with learning this language. ... If anything, I'm surprised you weren't bored after a single phrase.

[asthecrow_flies]

. . . can't you just say "You're stupid, give up" in LESS WORDS? Also FUCK YOU I've been doing this for months now, you've got no idea how good I'm getting!

[goingapostle]

Is that your only defense for your various futile actions? Unless you have changed completely in months, I doubt my assessments are incorrect. I've said this before to you, I believe.

[asthecrow_flies]

Do you have to come in here and insult my right away? You don't know me as well as you think you do.

[goingapostle]

It may not surprise you, but I was already here. Your arrival merely caught my attention ... Did you know that typical behavior in a library asks you to be quiet?

[asthecrow_flies]

Whatever, then don't start off a conversation like that. And I WAS being quiet.

[goingapostle]

Verging on laughter in a library doesn't assure a frequent reader that the other occupants will keep their noise at a low decibel.

[asthecrow_flies]

. . .

[goingapostle]

Are your comprehension levels failing again?

[asthecrow_flies]

Cazzo vai via stronzo.

[goingapostle]

Though I am not very familiar with Italian, I would not be incorrect to say that your accent is wrong.

[asthecrow_flies]

Shut up.

[goingapostle]

Accents tend to be intrinsic to the understanding of a language.

[asthecrow_flies]

This one takes getting used to.