itp: bad Italian

[asthecrow_flies]

[in your library this morning is a loli and an ATard, both sitting at a table and looking over a few books on Italian]

Il mio hovercraft è pieno di anguille.

. . . hahaha I so want to use that somehow.

(Library post~ Come mingle, correct our horrible Japanitalian, or whatever!

Edit: Ikki is heading off to work and will pick up new and old

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[anablemaster]

. . . do you have a hovercraft?

[asthecrow_flies]

. . . well, no.

[anablemaster]

... you could pretend.

[pause, flicking through a book]

Il mio gatto ha mangiato il vostro cane. . . . that isn't how it works.

[asthecrow_flies]

Exactly!

[blinks] . . . wow, yeah, that isn't how it works at all.

[anablemaster]

It would be odd to see.

[asthecrow_flies]

It'd have to be huge, too.

[flips through the book he has] Significate che moustache del mama Luigi non reale? . . . uh.

[anablemaster]

... why would she wear a fake moustache?

[asthecrow_flies]

I have no idea, Chrome. I don't think I wanna know, either.

[anablemaster]

. . . maybe Italy is a stranger place than I thought.

[asthecrow_flies]

Maybe . . .

[anablemaster]

[flipflip]

Potete mostrarli ad un van salesman bianco?

. . .

[asthecrow_flies]

. . .

[anablemaster]

. . . these are strange books.

[asthecrow_flies]

Well, they're camp books.

[flipflip] Vorrei comprare alcuno mousached i acessories dell'automobile per il mio Ferrari.

[anablemaster]

A Ferrari . . . with a moustache.

Camp is strange, sometimes.

[asthecrow_flies]

Only sometimes?