[Barrier Research Group #3]

[its_the_mask]

[With the return of the Mess Hall and the Mess Hall bulletin board has come a neat sign, something along the lines of this:

Barrier Research Group Meeting

Comments

[jackintomyport]

*trundling in on his wagon*

So guys, ... I see I'm not the only one.

[bulletwthmyname]

...Harper?

[jackintomyport]

Apparently!

Some of my tools are nearly as big as I am now.

*small monkey is small*

[bulletwthmyname]

You're pretty tiny. Any idea why you're a monkey?

[jackintomyport]

No idea. Probably whatever changed them got me too.

*pointing tiny monkey finger. and then scratching himself*

[bulletwthmyname]

I really hope this isn't contageous, or I'm doomed.

[probably has a Robin on his shoulder]

[jackintomyport]

*now why am I tempted to become a shoulder monkey too?*

It's not so bad. I've still got thumbs, albeit reaaaaallly tiny ones.

[bulletwthmyname]

[probably because I have a head of very curly, springy, generally groommable hair]

I missed thumbs when I was a dog, so monkey does seem adventageous.

[jackintomyport]

*damn you and your tempting hair. you can has two shoulder monkeys now?*

Can't beat having thumbs though I do wish I was slightly larger.

[bulletwthmyname]

[I am not a tree guys :| is doing his best to pretend this is not utterly absurd]

It would make it easier to use them, for sure.

[jackintomyport]

*it's the hair. shiiiny hair is shiny*

Not that having small hands is a bad idea for detail work.

[bulletwthmyname]

[for the record, has perfectly good hygiene, if you're planning on picking at his head as well. even uses conditioner]

I suppose not.

[jackintomyport]

*is resisting the urge! resisting, I say!*

Of course, if I can't lift my tools they aren't very useful.

[bulletwthmyname]

[be strong, little monkey! be strong!]

Not much for clockwork?

[jackintomyport]

I like clocks fine, not my specialty but hey.

*monkey resolve faiiiiling*

[bulletwthmyname]

I just meant that the detailwork would be about your size.

[s-sigh my life]