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[gunsmoking]

[Outside the Mess Hall, there is one chain-smoking redhead (and his albino "bodyguard") setting up a shoddily-made booth. Laid out in front of him are photographs. Photographs of various campers and counselors butt-naked and possibly at unflattering angles. A sign to the side reads:

$20 a picture!! One day only!!! no returns or refunds offered...

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[allbarkandbite]

*By bodyguard you mean taking a nap by the booth, right?*

[gunsmoking]

[Yes, that is exactly what I meant

...

...nudges Haine with his foot.]

[allbarkandbite]

*does not move*

..nrgh.

[gunsmoking]

Good morning, starshine~ The earth says hello~

[officialrapier]

Oh, what is this--?

[officialrapier]

[officialrapier]

W-What is the meaning of... of... of this?!

[formrly_knownas]

Tell me which are your classmates, Kirijo. I'll take care of it.

[formrly_knownas]

...!

I will buy every copy of any picture of a student of Gekkoukan High School. And the negatives.

[gunsmoking]

Don't know who that is, captain.

[formrly_knownas]

To start with, all the pictures and negatives of this woman. [nods at Mitsuru, also pulling out his fatty wallet full of cash]

[gunsmoking]

...

'kay.

[hands over the pictures of Mitsuru; there are three]

[gunsmoking]

It's business! Gonna buy something or not?

[gunsmoking]

Go complain to someone who cares.

[comeontoushi]

*hey do you hear something whistling*

[gunsmoking]

[yeah, what's up with that]

[comeontoushi]

*IT IS A BOOT AND IT IS HEADING TOWARDS YOUR FACE PRETTY FACT*

[gunsmoking]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh