[ITT: SLAPSTICK]
I'm in despair!
This unwholesome and frankly unsavoury reliance upon simple sight gags to generate humour has me in despair! Have we sunk so low as a species that, instead of partaking of more wholesome and intellectual recruits, the prime enjoyment value of a given situation involves clowns and, gods forbid, custard down the trousers?! I will not have it! I will not accept it! I shall not rest until I have brought this camp to--urf!
[is taken out by a flying rappig to the face]
(( OOC: This is a slapstick post. If you've ever had a particular desire to dropkick a character in the head for being dumb, land a pie squarely in someone's face, or pour a variety of liquid substance down various items of clothing, have at it. It's like Fight Club, only nerf. Poke me if you want a particular character. ))
This unwholesome and frankly unsavoury reliance upon simple sight gags to generate humour has me in despair! Have we sunk so low as a species that, instead of partaking of more wholesome and intellectual recruits, the prime enjoyment value of a given situation involves clowns and, gods forbid, custard down the trousers?! I will not have it! I will not accept it! I shall not rest until I have brought this camp to--urf!
[is taken out by a flying rappig to the face]
(( OOC: This is a slapstick post. If you've ever had a particular desire to dropkick a character in the head for being dumb, land a pie squarely in someone's face, or pour a variety of liquid substance down various items of clothing, have at it. It's like Fight Club, only nerf. Poke me if you want a particular character. ))