[locked against other ACROSS personnel, only not really]
If camp could take a more sober tone for a moment, I, Elgala, wish to humbly make a request! - Time for I, Elgala, to con some suckers~
Perhaps those of you who are new have noticed, camp is lacking something. Not merely 'convenience' or 'luxury,' though those are tragedies as well, the thing missing is, money! Money in cash form, check books, cashier's checks, pre-paid convenience store cards, anonymous credit cards, priceless antiques, stocks and bonds, cold hard, unyielding currency THRUST into deep bulging wallets! There is NOTHING quite as beautiful as MONEY!
"But beautiful and lovely Elgala!" I hear you dissenters say, "Camp works on a barter system! Money's only a system of representative value and has no worth in itself!" Don't listen to those communists! You may not know, but money has a great amount of various every-day uses!
After a hot day of serving Lord Il Palazzo, I Elgala find nothing refreshes me more than a nice hot bath, full of warm refreshing MONEY!
In times of emergency, most money can be used as a flotation device!
In fact, some of I, Elgala's best friends, are MONEY!
Money is even so important that entire BUSINESSES are known to go bankrupt when they run out of it! Don't let this happen to you!
So I say to you camp, it is time to make a choice! Reject money, and swim against the natural order of society, or adopt money, and reap the benefits of cold hard cash!
All adopters can get their beautifully printed ACROSS DOLLARS right here from I, Elgala!
Perhaps those of you who are new have noticed, camp is lacking something. Not merely 'convenience' or 'luxury,' though those are tragedies as well, the thing missing is, money! Money in cash form, check books, cashier's checks, pre-paid convenience store cards, anonymous credit cards, priceless antiques, stocks and bonds, cold hard, unyielding currency THRUST into deep bulging wallets! There is NOTHING quite as beautiful as MONEY!
"But beautiful and lovely Elgala!" I hear you dissenters say, "Camp works on a barter system! Money's only a system of representative value and has no worth in itself!" Don't listen to those communists! You may not know, but money has a great amount of various every-day uses!
After a hot day of serving Lord Il Palazzo, I Elgala find nothing refreshes me more than a nice hot bath, full of warm refreshing MONEY!
In times of emergency, most money can be used as a flotation device!
In fact, some of I, Elgala's best friends, are MONEY!
Money is even so important that entire BUSINESSES are known to go bankrupt when they run out of it! Don't let this happen to you!
So I say to you camp, it is time to make a choice! Reject money, and swim against the natural order of society, or adopt money, and reap the benefits of cold hard cash!
All adopters can get their beautifully printed ACROSS DOLLARS right here from I, Elgala!