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[goingapostle]

[Kilik has a had a very bad day. You might have seen him managing to avoid many of the common camp catastrophes with some ease! Zombies? No sweat! Toucans bothering him? Who really wants to hear Kilik lecture about the improbability of toucans speaking telepathically? No one, especially no sane bird! But just as he decides to cool down, the

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[asthecrow_flies]

HAHAHAHA

[goingapostle]

This is not a laughing matter!

[asthecrow_flies]

The hell it's not!

[goingapostle]

The pool here is inadequately built for those who merely wish to observe around it!

[nonconfections]

...

[goingapostle]

There is a clear flaw in this area's structural integrity.

[nonconfections]

[ROFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLL]

[goingapostle]

This is not a laughing matter ... Other lives could be at stake because of the problems with this pool!

[biggestinjapan]

That's totally two points!

[goingapostle]

Nothing about this would deem it worthy of being in the positives for points.

[biggestinjapan]

Camp one-upped you.

[goingapostle]

Camp almost cost me my life. If I were incapable of swimming, this would be a far more disastrous situation.

[oftheblueflames]

Do you need any assistance?

[goingapostle]

Your help would be greatly appreciated.

[oftheblueflames]

[holds out a hand!]

You should be more careful next time.

[goingapostle]

[grabs hand and pulls self up and out in a movement that's a little inhuman, even if he is waterlogged]

I was being careful. Unfortunately, I wrongly trusted the camp for this moment.

[comeupshort]

I thought the judges scored the divers, not the other way around?

[goingapostle]

That was not a dive. Diving requires certain techniques ... It is obvious that the pool's architecture led to my fall.

[comeupshort]

Then, are you alright?

[goingapostle]

As well as can be expected in a place that encourages chaos and corruption.