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[moonlasermakeup]

This is ridiculous. Where is Kit? For heaven's sake, I'm not waiting any longer!

[If you are passing by the noticeboard today, you may see an ad with the following:

WANTED: ONE (1) REPLACEMENT YOUNGER BROTHER

Requirements: must be able to cope with having a beautiful and smarter older sister, and... no, that's pretty much it. Hot, older guys

Comments

[occultisfinetoo]

*...pinged...?*

[moonlasermakeup]

Oh, hey there! You interested?

[occultisfinetoo]

Uh, I'm not sure, I guess. You're looking for a new little brother?

[moonlasermakeup]

Just a temporary one while I'm here. I mean, who else am I supposed to administer loving care and teasing to?

[classchair]

I was always disappointed to only have brothers...

[moonlasermakeup]

Well, sisters are nice too, but brothers are the best when it comes to teasing.

[classchair]

Nothing beats a beautiful, smarter older sister!

[moonlasermakeup]

... No no, no good. How am I supposed to tease you if you react like that?

[sauceonmy]

...Well... if it's an emergency...

[moonlasermakeup]

. . . Oh my god it's Spongebob.

[sauceonmy]

Hi there.

[moonlasermakeup]

Uh. ... Hi! ... God, what do you say to Spongebob Squarepants. ... Nice to meet you?

[hasabigstick]

[not pinged so much as... encouraged]

Know I'm not applying. The original that bad, chica?

[moonlasermakeup]

Oh no, he's not bad, but... he is my younger brother, after all. No matter what happens, he'll always be that nerdy little kid to me.

[hasabigstick]

So why you looking to replace him? Can't cope with your extreme hotness?

[moonlasermakeup]

No, he's just not here. What is a girl to do when her own younger brother isn't around to mess with his mind when she's bored?

[goodwillrising]

Well, I suppose I have experience.

[moonlasermakeup]

Oh really now? Such as?

[goodwillrising]

I'm the youngest of nine. I've got three sisters.

[moonlasermakeup]

... Wow. Ouch. That's just a liiiittle too much.