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[jazzed_square]

[In your camp, there is a boy in a hat. He is attempting to teach a small group of zombies to dance.

This is going just as well as you'd imagine.]

No, no, start on your left foot.

...Your other left, Mraww.

((New icons, new voice, etc. You guys all know the drill at this point.

eta Winding down for the night! Will pick up old and new

Comments

[theredeyeflight]

[We are just full of camp!wildlife tamers this time around, aren't we?]

[jazzed_square]

Can I help you? We're a little busy.

[theredeyeflight]

I can tell. ...Any particular reason you're doing that?

[jazzed_square]

They hired me?

[get_sometail]

I don't think those guys are cut out for showbiz, pal.

[jazzed_square]

That's why I'm here.

[get_sometail]

I don't think that a zombie revue is going to attract that much of a crowd.

[jazzed_square]

You wouldn't think the French Revolution would either, but look at Les Mis.

[punchthewhat]

Wow. Really? Is this really happening?

[jazzed_square]

Hey, they've only been doing this for an hour. Graugh's already made a lot of progress.

[punchthewhat]

You've been teaching zombies how to dance for an hour? Okay. That's a little impressive, in a sad way.

[jazzed_square]

They can't do a musical if they can't dance.

[ovoretherainbow]

Whatcha doin'?

[jazzed_square]

I'm the new dance instructor.

[ovoretherainbow]

Really? I'm not sure de zombies can actually learn much!

[jazzed_square]

They're making a lot of progress. Which number are you in?

[swornmyoaths]

Any luck?

[jazzed_square]

We're working on it.

[swornmyoaths]

Keep trying~ Someone taught a group to linedance a few months ago, so there's hope for some of them!

[jazzed_square]

Really? I didn't see a line dance.