DAMN YOU KIDS STOP BLOWING SHIT UP AND GET OFF MY LAWN

[brazeofglory]

THAT'S IT!While I gladly admit I am not blameless in this, I would like to pre-emptively state that I have not ONCE knocked down a building

Comments

[shupdawoop]

My goodness!

Never in all my years have I seen a building so thoroughly demolished.

[brazeofglory]

Don't talk to me!

[shupdawoop]

...Very well, then!

[brazeofglory]

[SEE THESE HANDS? THESE HANDS WANT TO CHOKE YOU]

[AND THEY ARE REACHING FOR YOUR COLLAR]

[anyposition]

*lol hi ying*

...this would be a bad time to mention those replacement planks on the cabin ran away wouldn't it.

[brazeofglory]

Find them yourself.

[anyposition]

--I at least saved th'nails?

[brazeofglory]

I'd get them myself, of course, but you can plainly see that I'm busy.

[I HAVE MY HUSBAND BY THE NECK]

[got_axed]

Fuck off. The hell are you bitching about?

[grumpy mess hall worker is grumpy :| ... and temporarily out of a job. watch out, he's bitey tonight.]

[brokenclover]

[coming up behind him quietly]

. . . Hey.

[got_axed]

[turns back to look at her.]

What?

[brokenclover]

I just wanted to see how you were doing.

[icanhasseeing]

Oh great, make the situation worse because you're pissed off. What lesson are you teaching? The next time something goes wrong we should all yell, blame other people and refuse to help out?

[brazeofglory]

[talking cat]

[icanhasseeing]

[Glaring cat]

[brazeofglory]

The lesson I am teaching, cat, is that carelessly knocking down buildings will delay the minor matters that are just as important. Perhaps living without someone cleaning up after the lot of you for a day will show you just what I mean.

[willcute4food]

M-Miss Ying?

[brazeofglory]

Cooro.

[NO I WILL NOT CHOKE YOU]

[willcute4food]

[KILLJOY]

Are you okay?

[brazeofglory]

I could be better.