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[amurderof]

[stationed at one of the "entrances" to the main encampment is a certain scientist. he's relaxing in a lawn chair, drinking coffee, and sporting a big ole sign with "Citizens of Camp Expletive-deleted-for-purposes-of-my-job You May-experience-slight-drowsiness-followed-by-eternal-sleep, hark!" emblazoned upon it. if you dare approach him, he will

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[ishidork]

...............

[amurderof]

You heard me, huh? Now get going!

[ishidork]

Have you lost your mind?

[amurderof]

You're implying that you thought I had one in the first place. ♥ How sweet, Ishida-chan.

[ishidork]

... much better.

[amurderof]

Back to the topic at hand.

A nice one.

[ishidork]

Why do you want a shrubbery, exactly?

[amurderof]

One can never have too many shrubberies...

I'm thinking of asking for a second one. Perhaps they could be set up on different levels, with a path between them...

[ishidork]

What, no horrible experimentation?

[amurderof]

Plants rarely vary in their reactions.

[ishidork]

So you do draw the line at inanimate objects. How comforting.

[amurderof]

Usa-chan, I think he's insulting you.

[ishidork]

....... excuse me?

[amurderof]

[holds up Usa-chan]

Have you not met?

[ishidork]

Oh, we have. Do you not remember?

[mimics holding a bow and arrow]

[amurderof]

Ha ha, of course, of course. I meet so many senselessly violent people...