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[amurderof]

[stationed at one of the "entrances" to the main encampment is a certain scientist. he's relaxing in a lawn chair, drinking coffee, and sporting a big ole sign with "Citizens of Camp Expletive-deleted-for-purposes-of-my-job You May-experience-slight-drowsiness-followed-by-eternal-sleep, hark!" emblazoned upon it. if you dare approach him, he will

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[sexy_roach]

--the fuck?

[amurderof]

You, on the other hand, could bring me a bush.

[sexy_roach]

. . . what for?

[amurderof]

In order to continue into the woods~

[sexy_roach]

What if I don't wanna go into the woods?

[amurderof]

Don't ruin the plot, Gojyo-chan.

[sexy_roach]

What plot?

[amurderof]

It's a movie! It turned up on my computer between Make Him Squeal and More Backdoor Beauties!

[sexy_roach]

.......

I don't think I want to know.

[amurderof]

I thought it was going to be bestiality of some sort...

[sexy_roach]

Were you disappoint--no, don't answer that question.

[amurderof]

Ha ha, I've been trying to find something that beats the one where a woman is brutalized by centipedes...!

[sexy_roach]

......

You're so fucking disgusting.

[amurderof]

Such sweet things come from your mouth, Gojyo-chan.

[sexy_roach]

...

[tuuurns to leave]

[amurderof]

You mean you don't want to watch it with me? It's beautifully choreographed. She looks like she's actually enjoying it!